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CV Proofreading and Some Fun |
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Writing your CV
CV Questionnaire
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some fun >
Count the "F's" in the following text:
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig.
Here are some real examples of bad a mistakes made on CVs ?
"I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.00 computor spreadsheet progroms" "Received a plague for sales person of the year" "Reason for leaving my last job: maturity leave" "Wholly responsible for two failed financial institutions" "Failed bar exams with relatively high grades" "I was working for my mum until she decided to move" "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details" "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers" "Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting." "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store." "Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet." "I am a rabid typist." "Exposure to German for 2 years, but many words are not appropriate for business." "Proven ability to track down and correct erors." "Qualifications: No education or experience." "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department." "Extensive background in accounting. I can also stand on my head!" "Thank you for your consideration, hope to hear from you shorty.
CV Proofreading (if I don't fnid it you wo'nt pay for it ) !
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